Me: No -
Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate: No me
Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Vagina: I can do better, hold up
Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
Pad: You still missed.
Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary